Dead Body (2017)

A bunch of recent high school grads get together for an outing in a cabin in the woods. Later that evening, someone suggests the game “Dead Body,” a party game where one player is assigned to be the murderer, and one the first victim. The rest of the players have to figure out who the killer is before they become victims themselves. You can guess what happens next. Wait! Let me try that again in my horror trailer voice-over voice: “The kids decide to play ‘Dead Body,’ but what they don’t know is that someone’s already playing it…for real!”

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Ghost Stories (2017)

“The mind sees what it wants to see.”

So says a character in Ghost Stories, an anthology piece that is, at times, frightening, disorienting, funny,and sad. Unlike many other horror anthology films, however, this one benefits from a setup that does more than serve as an introduction to the individual stories. Andy Nyman plays Professor Goodman, who has devoted his life to debunking psychics and mediums who prey on the bereaved. One day he gets an audiotape from someone who claims to be Goodman’s idol, another famous skeptic. The only problem is, everyone believes he’s long dead. Regardless, Goodman agrees to a meeting, where he is handed three case files in an envelope marked “explain these.” It’s no surprise that those cases are the three vignettes of the film,but it’s the Goodman story that not only ties the tales together but serves as a marker of Goodman’s increasingly shaky faith in his convictions.

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The Belko Experiment (2016)

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I’m sure that there are people out there who are going to like this film. I’m going to tell you right up front that I’m not one of them. It’s not that I dislike the gore (and there is PLENTY of gore). I don’t have a problem with that. It’s not that the performances weren’t good. (You’ll recognize most of the major character faces, even if you don’t know their names.) They weren’t spectacular, but the actors did the best with what they had to work with. Nope, the sin here, what really soured me on the film, was its complete and utter lack of originality. Continue reading

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

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Holy fuck. Sorry about the profanity, but that just about sums up my feelings after finishing The Autopsy of Jane Doe. You should know that I generally don’t get scared at films, but this one…this one scared the crap out of me. This is how I expected to feel after watching It Follows, but never quite did. In retrospect, I know this wasn’t all that original, but boy, it sure felt like it at the time. Director André Øvredal (2010’s excellent and underappreciated Trollhunter)pulls out all the stops here to keep us holding our breath on the edges of our seats. The premise is simple: a half-buried, naked woman (Olwn Kelly) is found in the basement at a bloody crime scene. Why is she there, how did she die, and what—if any—connection does she have with the events of the floors above? Continue reading

It Follows (2014)

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Hmm..I know I’m not always in lockstep with the critics, but in this case, I’m not even in the same parade, I guess. I had heard so much hype about It Follows that I was expecting to be blown away by a little indie horror film, like I was with Carpenter’s Halloween (which everyone seems hell bent on comparing this with; perhaps because of the crappy score?), or with Attack the Block a couple of years back. But frankly, I struggled to get through it. Continue reading

Oculus (2013)

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I’m a big fan of good horror films, and there have been quite a few good ones in the last few years. This one belongs on the list. I’m sure those who disagree with me will complain “nothing happens!” Even if this were true (it isn’t), “Seinfeld” showed us that there can be success in entertainment about “nothing.” Of course, what they really mean is there wasn’t a lot of maiming and slashing and gore and…you get the idea. No, this is much more of a psychological film. It blurs the line between reality and illusion just as it blurs the line between past and present. Continue reading

Carnage Park (2016)

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This is the second film by writer/director Mickey Keating I’ve watched this summer. After watching Darling, which I liked very much (review pending), I had high hopes for this one. Where Darling was a tribute to the psychological horror films of the Sixties (think Hitchcock and Polanski, especially Repulsion), Carnage Park is meant to be an homage to the grindhouse survivor-horror films of the Seventies (think The Hills Have Eyes and Punishment Park, both of which have heavy influences here). Or it might be more nearly correct to say it’s meant to be an homage to Quentin Tarantino because unfortunately, the film comes across as less tribute and more rip-off. (And yes, I know one could make the argument that QT himself ripped off 70s’ grindhouse.) Continue reading

Dead of Night (1945)

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This is a good, old-fashioned horror film. Or, perhaps more properly, a terror film. (Horror generally contains an element of disgust, which differentiates it from terror) It’s done, like a number of horror films (Creepshow, VHS), as a series of vignettes, bookended and held together by a larger (and often contrived) plot point. Here, the bookend is the story of an architect who is hired to come to a house, and who seems to have a familiarity not only with the house, but with the people gathered there. He explains that he has dreamt of this day, and that something terrible will happen before it is over. Continue reading

Poltergeist (2015)

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If I could say three things to the “geniuses” who continue to remake classic horror films, they would be:

  1. Stop it.
  2. No, really. Stop it.
  3. “More” is not always “better.”

Regarding one and two, let’s just admit that it’s about the money. But there are lots of “not so classic” horror films out there that would probably benefit from a remake/reimagining. And there are lots of writers out there just waiting to get a crack at doing something a little more original. Perhaps Hollywood could take advantage of those. Number three is the result of just a warped, wrongheaded understanding of what makes the “classic” horror film classic. Poltergeist has some great examples of that. Continue reading