Computer Chess (2013)

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(Originally from Facebook – December 26, 2013)

Another one that I thought from the buzz had a chance at my top 10 of the year. Let me tell you straight away–you will not like this movie. I did, but I don’t think I could recommend it to anybody. Or maybe I should say I was intrigued by it. I like films that really capture another time. I don’t mean digitally filmed period pieces, or films by Tarantino that want to have the best of both worlds; I mean films that feel like they were made in a different time; that have an almost slavish devotion to the period. It’s one of the reasons I really loved The House of the Devil (2009), even though most people I know hated it. This film feels for all the world like a documentary shot in the Eighties, from the black and white, artifact-ridden cinematography to the occasionally-out-of-sync sound. The story, though, is what will turn people off. It’s the story of a computer chess tournament, on the surface at least. But it becomes strangely surreal, and I’m not sure I mean that in a good way.

I guess it’s technically a mockumentary, but if you’re looking for something in the vein of This is Spinal Tap or Best of Show, you’ll want to look elsewhere. IMDB gives it a 6.3, and I gave it a 5. (running time 1:32)

 

Stoker (2013)

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(Originally from Facebook – December 28, 2013)

When does “homage” become plagiarism? Wentworth Miller (yes, from “Prison Break”) walks a very fine line, I think, with his script. It draws heavily from Hitchcock’s Shadow of a Doubt and Shirley Jackson’s novel We Have Always Lived in the Castle, and then Director Chan-Wook Park throws in nods to other Hitch films, most notably Psycho. There’s also a little of a famous Showtime series, but I don’t want to reveal too much. It was hard to put all of that aside, but I did and found it to be a fairly well-done, if derivative, thriller. Continue reading

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

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(originally from Facebook – July 27, 2013)

Two films tonight, and both of them were scored nearly the same by IMDB, but I’m scoring them quite differently. The first one was another mindless action film. It had potential, but there just wasn’t much beyond the action itself. I expected a little better from Renner and Arterton, but I realized at the end of the film that these parts could have been played by just about anyone, and very little would have changed, so maybe it isn’t their faults, but the writing. I think viewers with shorter attention spans might like this, but even with my own short attention span, I can only muster a 4.5. IMDB fans gave it a 6.1. (running time 1:28)

Dark Skies (2013)

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(originally from Facebook – July 27. 2013)

The second film could have been one of the scariest films in recent years, if not for some dragging in the second act. And even then, I found the hair on the back of my neck rising more than once. It’s one of those “slow-burn” films, where everything just builds and builds. It could have been better in spots, for sure, but c’mon–Kerri Russell! Decent performances, and good use of sound. It’s heavy on the atmosphere, and light on the special effects. If this kind of movie creeps you out, and you don’t mind the pacing, definitely watch this one. IMDB gives it a 6.2, but I’d give it a 6.5, and even be persuaded to go to a 7 if you told me you’re freaked out by…well, I better not ruin anything. (running time 1:37)

Dunkirk (2017)

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Michael Bay makes a film that places action over character, shoehorns in too much story for the running time, and fills it with moments clearly designed to tug our heartstrings, complete with a tear-jerker of a score, and the critics make him their whipping boy. Chris Nolan does the same thing, and it’s a masterpiece. Maybe I’m exaggerating, but there were moments in Nolan’s latest film, Dunkirk, that seemed to me just as carefully constructed to elicit the same kind of “guy cry” moments as ones in The Rock or Armageddon (and yeah, I cry when Bruce Willis blows himself up. What’s it to you?) That’s not to say I didn’t like the film, or those moments. They work as they’re supposed to. But in the end, much like the story of Dunkirk itself, the film seems like a failure dressed up to look like a success. Continue reading

Death of a Superhero (2011)

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A German film with a predominantly Irish/UK cast. I liked this one very much. Although it didn’t avoid the cliches from this type of film, I thought it did manage to avoid much of the treacle that often accompanies them. Great performances by the two young leads and Andy Serkis. (I fully expect to see Aisling Loftus do some wonderful work in the future.) IMDB gives it a 6.5. I say 7. (running time 1:37)

That’s What I Am (2011)

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So, okay–I’ve been watching movies, but been falling down on the job of reviewing them. I thought that in order to keep things moving here, I’d post some of the old Facebook reviews I did, as they come up in my history. In most cases, they’re not as long as my usual ones, and I don’t think I always give them a number rating, either. I’d do so now, but I don’t even remember some of them that well anymore. Take the case of this one. I obviously liked it, but can barely remember it.

“The Wonder Years” meets an “Afterschool Special.” It was a little syrupy, and a couple of times I wondered which of those two it wanted to be. But I thoroughly enjoyed it. We’ve all had our Mary Clears, Mr. Simons, and Big G’s, I suppose. It’s not terribly deep or complicated, and the lessons presented are done so in fairly broad strokes, but it’s a good movie for a weekend afternoon…and you can watch it with your kids! (Middle-school age or above, I would think.) IMDB puts it at a 6.8, which is right about where I’d put it, too. (running time 1:41)

The Belko Experiment (2016)

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I’m sure that there are people out there who are going to like this film. I’m going to tell you right up front that I’m not one of them. It’s not that I dislike the gore (and there is PLENTY of gore). I don’t have a problem with that. It’s not that the performances weren’t good. (You’ll recognize most of the major character faces, even if you don’t know their names.) They weren’t spectacular, but the actors did the best with what they had to work with. Nope, the sin here, what really soured me on the film, was its complete and utter lack of originality. Continue reading

My Favorite Films of 2016

I’m late again this year with these, but I wanted to see some of the films I hadn’t had a chance to see. (And I still missed a number of the ones I wanted to view.) Here they are, in countdown order:

14. Train to Busan (2016): A cross between 28 Days Later, Snowpiercer, and an old-fashioned Irwin Allen disaster film. With the exception of one unbelievable moment, one of the best zombie films to come down the pike in years.

The zombies themselves are exceptionally well done. They’re fast, aggressive, and “turn” fast. They also have a unique way of moving, which combines the lurching of a zombie with the jerkiness of an Asian horror ghost.

They never stop, like a river overflowing its banks. Visually stunning, and expertly directed, it also makes us care about these characters, which is an oft overlooked aspect of horror films.

13. Little Men (2016): If all you read of this film was the plot—two friends try to weather the increasingly fractured relationship between their families—you’d likely end up missing out on this gem, which is so much more than that. Great performances by Greg Kinnear and Paulina Garcia as the feuding parents, and Theo Taplitz and Michael Barbieri as the title characters.

12. Arrival (2016): Everything here feels like we’ve seen it before—the “first contact” scene, the shady government agent, etc.—but at the same time seems fresh. The plot is difficult to discuss without giving away too much. However, I don’t think I’d describe it, as others have, as having a “twist,” ending. We are manipulated, albeit it very capably, by Villanueve, but the film will stay inside your head for at least a couple of days after you’ve finished it.

11. Tower (2016): This film is, at various moments, tense, hopeful, uplifting, and heartbreakingly sad. In telling the events surrounding the shooting from the clock tower on the University of Texas, director Keith Maitland chooses to completely ignore the role of the shooter, instead choosing to focus on the victims and heroes of that day, reminding us that even though today we might feel as divided from our fellow man as we ever have been, when tragedy strikes, some goodness inside of us sets aside those differences and says, “I want to help.”

10. Christine (2016): It’s a shame that the best performance of the year wasn’t nominated, and probably won’t be seen by many, but Rebecca Hall’s turn as Christine Chubbuck, the 1970s television reporter who committed suicide on-air, is about as good as it gets. Hall deftly infuses every scene with the spectre of Chubbuck’s struggles with depression, while avoiding the clichés so common with those characters.

9. The Edge of Seventeen (2016): a heartfelt, quirky (and quite a bit darker than ‘80s John Hughes’ versions) coming-of-age film about a teen who feels the world is out to get her while ignoring her own hand in shaping her misery. In other words, your typical teen. Haley Steinfeld is the best part of this, especially her scenes with her teacher, and unwilling lunch/conversation companion, played by Woody Harrelson.

8. Demolition (2015) (released 2016): I’d never think to put Jake Gyllenhaal in my list of favorite actors, yet he consistently finds his way onto these lists of mine. (Nightcrawler, Enemy, Prisoners) A quirky, sad, and often funny performance this time out as Davis, a man trying to find his footing after the death of his wife. Highlights: the scenes between Gyllenhaal and Judah Lewis as the outcast teen, Chris.

7. Everybody Wants Some!! (2016): More meandering storytelling from director Richard Linklater, who has a knack for making the mundane meaningful. This time, it’s the story of a group of college baseball players in the ‘80s trying to come to grips with adulthood. Although the narrative seems to go all over the place, it’s a fascinating trip.

6. Hacksaw Ridge (2016): Mel Gibson returns, and dishes out an old-fashioned war picture, updated with some of the most beautiful and shocking violence you’ll ever see. Based on a true story, it has all the rises and falls you’d expect from the tale of a conscientious objector who becomes a hero while staying true to his non-violent beliefs, thanks, primarily, to Andrew Garfield and Sam Worthington, who carry the film beyond its clichés.

5. The Handmaiden (2016): South Korean director Chan-wook Park scores again with this steamy, gorgeous mix of Hitchcock, Rashamon, and a con picture like House of Games. It’s worth a watch for the set design alone. A fascinating take on love and the long con.

4. Manchester by the Sea (2016): I didn’t know what to expect from this film, but I liked what I saw. It’s full of complex characters and relationships, thanks in part to great performances from Casey Affleck and Lucas Hedges, and it’s hard not to like anything with Kyle Chandler in it.

3. Green Room (2016): A taut, claustrophobic little thriller elevated by some great performances, including Patrick Stewart as the leader of a white supremacist group. A word of warning: a little gorier than most.

2. Sing Street (2016): This film clicks on just about every level. The story is sweet and heartfelt without being syrupy, and there are a number of genuinely funny moments. One of my favorites has Conor playing on the school stage with the band, but imagining what his video should look like, in an ideal world. And not only will the soundtrack awaken your inner 80s’ child, you’ll likely be surprised to find that a few of the songs original to the film are really good, too. Director John Carney delivers a film liberally peppered with “moments”—details that make you realize how much care he’s put into the film. This is a great little film that just wants you to love it, and if you’re like me, you will. There’s just something about it that registers with the part of us that remembers the best times of our youth.

1. Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016): I think this was the film I most enjoyed watching this year. I often found myself laughing out loud, and then minutes later, wiping a tear from my eye. Great performances by and chemistry between Sam Neill as the crotchety outdoorsman, Hec, and Julian Dennison as rebellious foster kid Ricky Baker. Not much new storywise, but the execution is marvelous.

Honorable Mentions: Deadpool (2016), Hell or High Water (2016), Blue Jay (2016), Moonlight (2016), Morris From America (2016)

Biggest Disappointment: Toni Erdmann (2016). I really wanted to like this after reading the reviews, but just couldn’t get into it.